Nothing Will Fix This Shitshow But This Candle Smells Great Candle | Scented Soy 9oz
White Sage and Lavender / 9oz
$17.78
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A clean-burning 9oz soy candle housed in a reusable glass jar that brings a little humor and calm to chaotic days. Choose from 12 thoughtfully blended scents — from cinnamon-vanilla warmth and bright apple harvest to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or soothing White Sage + Lavender — each made with a natural soy wax blend, a 100% cotton wick, and infused with real essential oils. The label’s deadpan message adds a wry, relatable touch to living rooms, home offices, or bedside tables. Burns 50–60 hours and meets ASTM safety standards. Once the wax is gone, the jar wipes clean and becomes a small planter, pencil cup, or countertop accent.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, vegan formulation with no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Available in 12 curated scents, including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; 50–60 hour burn time
- Compact 9oz size (2.8” × 3.5”) with glossy permanent label; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Nothing Will Fix This Shitshow But This Candle Smells Great Candle | Scented Soy 9oz
$17.78