I don't sugar coat shit I'm Not Willy Wonka funny Sweatshirt
Dark Heather / S
$25.78
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A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt that speaks with humor and attitude. The clean white canvas carries bold, hand-lettered text that reads like a blunt aside — confident, a little snarky, and impossible to ignore. Built from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend, this crew sits with a classic fit and a roomy neckline that layers easily. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on for long walks, coffee runs, or late-night banter with friends — warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for active days. The message does the talking; the garment does the comfortable, durable part: double-needle stitching, ribbed collar and cuffs, and a tear-away inner label for itch-free wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes keep the piece grounded in better production standards. Wear it when you want to be honest, wry, and unmistakably yourself.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away inner neck label and OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Embroidered or printed customization options; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
I don't sugar coat shit I'm Not Willy Wonka funny Sweatshirt
$25.78
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean